Woo Hoo! Sand Fairy came while I was at work!!!
Our "general contractor" must've felt sorry for his momma, because he came outside and went straight to work spreading the sand out.
Got most of the sand "leveled" out in about 3 hours. My wife and son had made huge progress before I got there. They made the job too easy for me. Now to get it watered and tamped in so we can roll out the roofing material and order another couple of yards of sand and do it all over again.
The momma is so glad the "general contractor" came to help. I have a new found respect for people who spread sand on a daily basis. My body hurts!