OK, ya'll.. so we are back to trying to do this with just what is on hand.. I have to say I have lots of junk in my garage to try lots of different things. As they say everything at TFP is based on science, so lets head to the chalk board first.
I'm thinking setting up a siphon might be the better than trying to let it drip out a hole in the bottom of the jug. The liquid draining from a hole in the jug will slow down as the weight of the liquid lessens, and
Van der Waals forces or surface tension may even cause it to stop if the hole is small enough. And if the lid is left on, the lower air pressure of the air space above the liquid will create enough suction to stop the flow out the hole. Whereas a
siphon will drain at a constant velocity (flow) based on the relative height of the surface of the liquid in the jug compared to the height of the opening of the tube. Per
Bernoulli's equation we get:
where v is velocity, g is gravity, and h is the difference in height between the top of the liquid and opening of the tube. So much for theory.. let's make one. As I proof of concept I used an old chlorine jug with water and a clear tube from my box of random tubes from the garage.

I created a makeshift flow control clamp with some silverware from the kitchen and a binder clip from the office drawer. The binder clip alone did not provide enough surface area to clamp the tube. I was going to use Popsicle sticks but I wasn't finished with the one I was still eating.

I got a steady constant drip and I think with some fussing I can regulate it. By dripping into a measuring cup and dividing the volume filled by the time to fill it, I should get a pretty reliable rate of dispensing. And using a longer tube to put the jug higher up (bigger "h"), should make the effect of the flow difference caused by the height of the bottle negligible.
Will that do it for ya?
