(I usually have to have diversion pancakes at the ready to throw the feeding children off the scent of the bacon).ig:


(I usually have to have diversion pancakes at the ready to throw the feeding children off the scent of the bacon).ig:
Wait, you don’t cook up the entire package of bacon all at once and eat it![]()
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Wait, you don’t cook up the entire package of bacon all at once and eat it![]()
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No, I like my arteries as clog free as possible.
I know the whole country has gone bacon bananas, but not us. As much as we like it, the salt content in it makes us thirsty the next day.
Over the years, we’ve eaten very little processed foods, and because of that, our tolerance to salt is low.
Right! This is how we do it
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Right! This is how we do it
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Ewww!
Sir, we are going to have to ask you for your man card back. Microwave bacon.![]()