The face of PURE EVIL....
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My son has two! They are very entertaining, but They cannot be trusted to leave anything alone.
- May 23, 2015
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Yep...mine is crazy-curious and can open all the lower cabinet drawers in my kitchen. She worse than my 18 month old daughter....
What is the test for evilness?
Is there a meter or a titration test?
What are the units of evility?
Also, your cat disputes the label of pure evil. She says that she's a good girl, misunderstood perhaps but genuinely good.
Is there a meter or a titration test?
What are the units of evility?
Also, your cat disputes the label of pure evil. She says that she's a good girl, misunderstood perhaps but genuinely good.
- May 23, 2015
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It's an indirect titration method similar to how the oxidation of iodine is used to detect chloramines. Her "evilness" is directly proportional to how greatly I fear for life & limb at any given moment; it's roughly a scale of 1-10 where 1 is purely happy lap-kitty and 10 is blockading myself in the bathroom holding my automatic Nerf gun at the ready.
Her residual evil-ality is roughly a 2-3. When she's taunted with a cat toy or throws herself against the window to "catch" a moth outside, the concentration of her evilness increases to a 4-5. At night, when she relentlessly attacks my feet under the comforter, it's nearing 7. Since there's no sunlight at night to expose her stealthy movements and keep her evilness in check, I sleep with one eye open and she's easily up to an 8/9. By morning, she's peacefully sleeping on her cat perch and her evil-ality has decreased back down to residual levels.
Her residual evil-ality is roughly a 2-3. When she's taunted with a cat toy or throws herself against the window to "catch" a moth outside, the concentration of her evilness increases to a 4-5. At night, when she relentlessly attacks my feet under the comforter, it's nearing 7. Since there's no sunlight at night to expose her stealthy movements and keep her evilness in check, I sleep with one eye open and she's easily up to an 8/9. By morning, she's peacefully sleeping on her cat perch and her evil-ality has decreased back down to residual levels.
Here's my kitty Oakley. He's far from evil. He just loves everybody... he even befriended the Rottweiler the second he came to us.
He's been my lap buddy since I got my foot reconstructed.
He's been my lap buddy since I got my foot reconstructed.
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This is called "Bubblegum" from her Spring collection. Yes, my kids make Kitty Couture. Yes, she has her own Instagram account sophie_the_cat_queen:cat:
Does the cat have claws[emoji192]
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Yes, she has claws...she loves getting dressed up. She's a diva :cat:
Interesting because when the wife tries to dress up our cats the claws come out[emoji30]
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- May 23, 2015
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I would lose a limb and suffer major organ damage if I tried that on my Bengal....health insurance has an exclusion clause for wild cat injuries....
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