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I'm so jealous... that must have been amazing!!!

Now, what I read was... "Please tell us the story!"

I was scuba diving in the Sea of Cortez, and we were between dives. All of a sudden the boat captain goes crazy and recalls everybody out of the water and tears off to another destination, full speed. We learn en route that another dive operator has spotted Orcas, and had radioed our boat. We pull into the area and there's the other boat and sure enough there's a whole pod, too. We're watching the other boat's passengers jump off their boat, and we're waiting to see if that is a good idea or not. Hey, either way it's going to be a heck of a show!

Nobody's screaming over there, so we look to our group leader and the boat's dive master for what to do. We're all in wetsuits, and masks and fins, no tanks (no time). Everybody's shrugging their shoulders. So the captain decides and he starts moving in. I'm on the dive platform with the dive master and my very adventurous girlfriend, and we're clinging to the rails while egging each other on to be the first to jump in. She decides for all of us and pushes the dive master into the water, laughing hysterically. Not sure the dive master thought it was all that funny. Anyway, everybody takes that as their cue and they all join in. Jumping in, or trying to slip in. No harm so far.

But I have an instinct not to get in yet (and not just self preservation!). Sure enough, all the commotion is driving the Orcas away from the boat, so I know nobody's going to really get a good view of them. I wait it out as the captain is circling the boat to keep track of the divers. I spot a lone Orca, off aways, and as I'm watching her I happen to catch a glimpse of a smaller fin along side. The captain is heading for them inadvertently, as he's circling, and I'm not sure he even sees them. No one but he and I are on the boat. I time it pretty good, and very quietly slip into the water just in the path of the two whales. Now I know this is pretty risky, but I have this memory in my head, from a conversation with a friend, that there are no known attacks of wild Orcas on humans. Of course, I don't actually know if that is true, even now, but that's what I'm telling myself as I leave the boat. My calculations were at the same time spot on, and completely incorrect. I time the entry perfectly and I am now directly in her path. So I stick my face in the water to see the calf, and realize my mistake instantly. The mother and baby are being flanked under water by three of her full-grown sisters, directly underneath them, for protection I presume. I don't have any time to think about this, nor any way out of it. So I just stay still and float. All five of them keep coming head on, and I remember thinking, "Well, if this is how you're going to go out, this is the way to do it!" And then right in front of me they all very gently dive downwards. The calf follows along and all five pass just a few feet below me. I turn to watch and they fade off into the depths. A memory for a life time...

Full disclosure: the chances of that picture actually being the one I swam with are remote, but it is a picture of one of the pod that day, and I like to think it was her...
 
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So, what you’re saying is that you’re hideous enough that the mere sight of you would incite public panic? :p

Picture Elvis getting out of his limo...

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Have I jacked this thread enough? I had a short swim this afternoon and made a point not to touch my eyes or face. So I must have been doing it regularly before, because it felt pretty weird not to. Anyway, patted my eyes dry very gently when I got out, and am feeling very much better right now than usual. Thanks for the tip, Matt!

I don't smell chlorine on my skin as much as usual. Just faint today, but I wasn't in for long. So the part of the theories floating around that what chlorine you smell on your skin relates to what was/is on your skin as you swim might have some merit...
 
Dirk, Thanks for sharing that awesome experience! :bowdown:

Picture Elvis getting out of his limo...
Jim looks too young to remember that, he may have to google that image.

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Have I jacked this thread enough? I had a short swim this afternoon and made a point not to touch my eyes or face. So I must have been doing it regularly before, because it felt pretty weird not to. Anyway, patted my eyes dry very gently when I got out, and am feeling very much better right now than usual. Thanks for the tip, Matt!

I don't smell chlorine on my skin as much as usual. Just faint today, but I wasn't in for long. So the part of the theories floating around that what chlorine you smell on your skin relates to what was/is on your skin as you swim might have some merit...

Glad those tips made a difference.
 
I’m considering getting on of those outdoor showers that hook up to your outdoor hose bib when they show up on sale next season. I’ve got a “good enough” place to put it and the water out of my spigots is so warm that I’m not worried about cold water. In fact, around here, I could probably hook it up to a 100ft coil of the black irrigation tubing and get warmed water from the sunshine.
 
I’m considering getting on of those outdoor showers that hook up to your outdoor hose bib when they show up on sale next season. I’ve got a “good enough” place to put it and the water out of my spigots is so warm that I’m not worried about cold water. In fact, around here, I could probably hook it up to a 100ft coil of the black irrigation tubing and get warmed water from the sunshine.

Of course! A fresh water rinse would make a big difference, for skin, clothes and eyes, right? I have the perfect place for an outdoor shower, with hot and cold pipes within range. I think I'm going to advance that on the ol' to do list.

Way too much information Dirk!!!

Oh, come on! I expect that from all these American Prudes, it's what our country was founded on, after all. But not from you savages down unda!! I've watched Crocodile Dundee. Aren't you all running around down there half naked all the time anyway!?! ;)

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I’m considering getting on of those outdoor showers that hook up to your outdoor hose bib when they show up on sale next season. I’ve got a “good enough” place to put it and the water out of my spigots is so warm that I’m not worried about cold water. In fact, around here, I could probably hook it up to a 100ft coil of the black irrigation tubing and get warmed water from the sunshine.
We have a cistern painted black mounted to the roof of the pool house. It supplies the hot water for the shower and sink in that bathroom. The solar heated water gets really, really hot. You definitely need to balance it with cold water. I don't think I would use solar heated water without a fixture with a mixing valve.
 
Of course! A fresh water rinse would make a big difference, for skin, clothes and eyes, right? I have the perfect place for an outdoor shower, with hot and cold pipes within range. I think I'm going to advance that on the ol' to do list.
I've seen lots of neat open-air showers. When you plumb it, include a low spigot that can be used for a foot rinse. I don't know if you ever have freezing temperatures where you are, but that will also allow you to drain down the pipes if necessary.
 
I've seen lots of neat open-air showers. When you plumb it, include a low spigot that can be used for a foot rinse. I don't know if you ever have freezing temperatures where you are, but that will also allow you to drain down the pipes if necessary.

Good idea. I'm going to mount it right through a stucco wall, as if that was an indoor shower wall. So only the valve and the head(s) will be exposed. The PEX will be in the walls, nestled in with insulation.

What's the best way to plumb the lower head? On it's own valve? I suppose I could just use a bathtub kit, and use the tub spout for feet? Pull its diverter for the shower?

I plumbed in a hose bib when I ran my soft water to the pool, for car washing, and PV solar washing, etc. But it'd be nice to be able to fill a bucket outside with hot water.
 

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Oh, come on! I expect that from all these American Prudes, it's what our country was founded on, after all. But not from you savages down unda!! I've watched Crocodile Dundee. Aren't you all running around down there half naked all the time anyway!?! [emoji6]

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You would expect so in our temperate climate but as our national icons Croc Dundee and Steve Urwin attest to clothes are essential for protection from the sun, insects and man eating creatures. By the way - don’t ask me who our prime minster is... driving to work today the radio news states that Scott Morrison has landed in Indonesia. My first thought was who on earth is Scott Morrison? Oh that’s right he’s our new PM [emoji23] I reckon Steve Urwin would have made a great PM if he hadn’t lost his life to a stingray.


To add, yes half naked is acceptable if you’re at the beach under the age of two or tradie.
 
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