Please put in your signature the make and model of your pool.
Is it hardsided? A doughboy? A Bestway? An Esther Williams?
Is it softsided? An Intex? A Coleman?
You get the idea.
You're right. You cannot block a return jet. How many return jets do you have? If you put a sock over the return jet does it collect anything?
Do you take the pool down at the end of the season? Do you leave it up and lower the water levels? This could solve itself for next year if you do.
Did you check the ladder/stairs? Does it have open pockets in it? Do you have weights holding them down? Did you check the weights to make sure there is no algae in them?
Detective work.
Honestly, no one has ever asked me the Make/Model of the pool, only how big it is. We had heavy rains last night so I've been vacuuming all the leaves and debris out this afternoon. I see nothing anywhere with an actual name, The seat covers around the outside have a symbol, that I'm having trouble associating with a brand. They are "waves" The two top ones are identical and start at the middle of the emblem and go to the right. The bottom are the opposite, start at the middle and go out to the left. I'll try and upload a photo. The Part number on the logo is T396, and on the seat cover T3887, but I can't even get those to come up in a google search. I will keep looking, and even bring it over to the pool store to match up to another one.
EDIT * I found the parts. They are for an Esther Williams Festival Pool*
I do raise and lower water levels during opening and closing. I had a similar problem last year, but the gunk would "poof" significantly more than now. It doesn't now. My FC levels are coming down as I've called it on the slam. Filter is running now after the storm, just to clean up the Crud. But I'll not run the filter maybe tomorrow and Saturday, and see if it returns. Previously its doesn't. Again, this is why I replaced the Spider Gasket. Last year it was pretty compelling to say it was bad, especially where I had water dripping out of the waste nipple when the pump was running.
I have taken all the sand out of the two weighted steps, and bleached the inside, and replaced with new sand. There was no signs of anything, but sand in them. I've moved the stairs and the mat. vacuumed and brushed everyday, even though there was nothing visible except a leaf or two.
The only other thing I can mention, is when I add DE to the skimmer basket, the color of the crud changes. It gets significantly lighter.
I have taken the sand out, and inspected (even with a magnifying glass) The Laterals and the pipe in the filter for cracks, nothing. I've gently twisted the laterals to check them, and nothing to suggest they are broken.
I will admit, I've never had a pool before. And the automatic vacuum will pick up 98% of it if I run it. I try not to leave it in the pool all the time. This year I haven't used it, because the control box needs replacement, the female plug is worn, and I need to drill the rivets out of the box and replace the socket. So I do see if more often this year.
I am very much trying to do the detective work to solve this problem. I am just out of ideas.