Edited to remove profanity. Please don't evade the profanity filter - MikeInTN
I'm sorry, but I just have to rant to somebody who I know will understand my distress...
My patience has ended with this duck that has called my pool his lounge. First time they came I thought it was cute. Then I noticed the duck poo. Poo on the deck. Poo in my pool. Waaay too much duck poo for my taste.
So I began by running them off. Then only the male returned, so I started throwing things at him. Then yelling and more throwing...it ain't working.
Time to break out the BB gun...
...sayonara quacker...
I'm sorry, but I just have to rant to somebody who I know will understand my distress...
My patience has ended with this duck that has called my pool his lounge. First time they came I thought it was cute. Then I noticed the duck poo. Poo on the deck. Poo in my pool. Waaay too much duck poo for my taste.
So I began by running them off. Then only the male returned, so I started throwing things at him. Then yelling and more throwing...it ain't working.

Time to break out the BB gun...
...sayonara quacker...