And you think your pet is tough?

I have a cross between a honey badger, hyena, pit bull and a wolverine.

He's genetically engineered to be super aggressive and poisonous. He's pretty ferocious.

We have to keep him in a cage made of super tough tungsten bars (he can chew right through ordinary steel).

We're selling them if anyone wants one.

Note: If you look up the reviews for our pets, there are a lot of complaints about owners getting mauled or killed by the animals.

We think that we have corrected the problem and the new models are probably ok*.

However, follow all precautions as outlined in the user manual.

*No guarantees. Use at your own risk.
 
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