I bit the dust!
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Hey, those big toe's nails look like daggers! Straight across dude. You don't want to stab your wife in your sleep....do you? (don't answer that!)
Just for future reference, your momma's lied to you when they said "wear clean underwear, you never know if you'll get in to an accident."
(Its not underwear we notice, unless your name is Charles and you're in pink panties) Its the condition of your toenails. Swear to gawd! They always get mentioned/admired by the nurses.
When my achilles tendon ruptured a few months ago I was already overdue for a pedicure. I refused to go to the hospital until Skippy threw some polish on those tootsies. A girl has to have a little pride, y'know?
Yippee
Just for future reference, your momma's lied to you when they said "wear clean underwear, you never know if you'll get in to an accident."
(Its not underwear we notice, unless your name is Charles and you're in pink panties) Its the condition of your toenails. Swear to gawd! They always get mentioned/admired by the nurses.
When my achilles tendon ruptured a few months ago I was already overdue for a pedicure. I refused to go to the hospital until Skippy threw some polish on those tootsies. A girl has to have a little pride, y'know?
Yippee
I know I was already late for my pedi! I was going to go last week but got busy. Now I regret it. I'm shamed! I don't know why they made them pointy last time. Probably some evil plan!
Somebody just shoot me if I ever judge a woman by her toenails! I have my own cloven hooves shorn about once a year at the local vet office..................and they usually throw in a free deworming treatment.
Something strange is happening to me..... I suddenly have this overwhelming fear of falling and spraining my ankle... Sigh!!!
Danny, you need to get out more... Oh, wait.. you can't.
Jim R.
Danny, you need to get out more... Oh, wait.. you can't.
Jim R.
- Jan 4, 2016
- 5,290
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- 44000
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- Chlorine
- Salt Water Generator
aww, maate!! that looks sore!! You need one of the jays. Jim, Jack, Johnnie, Jager or Jose.
Hey, I've got some Crown in honour of my Canadian buds. And Deep Eddy vodka for the texans.
Danny, re
I KNOW YOU INSTALLED IT!
You Texas snowflakes are something else, I'll tell ya
(I am sitting outside in a robe having coffee after 95 degree physio. Its 35 degrees out here. I'm gonna have to come down there and teach you how to enjoy the great outdoors!)
For heaven sake, man, just TURN ON YOUR POOL HEATER
I KNOW YOU INSTALLED IT!You Texas snowflakes are something else, I'll tell ya
(I am sitting outside in a robe having coffee after 95 degree physio. Its 35 degrees out here. I'm gonna have to come down there and teach you how to enjoy the great outdoors!)
Funny you should mention that.....Titos fan here but just hung a Deep Eddy sign on the fence!.......(along with a few others). Fence may rust out before it rots down!
(finally weened Princess off of Grey Goose)
I do believe Swampy is calling you out!@
(finally weened Princess off of Grey Goose)
I do believe Swampy is calling you out!@
- Jan 4, 2016
- 5,290
- Pool Size
- 44000
- Surface
- Plaster
- Chlorine
- Salt Water Generator
Love Crown Can't get it down here, so it flies back with us from Canada, with my Lawrys Seasoned Salt, and five dozen TimBits for the welcome party, haha.
Can't get it down here, so it flies back with us from Canada, with my Lawrys Seasoned Salt, and five dozen TimBits for the welcome party, haha.
Timbits, LOL! had to Google that. I was a little scared after I googled budgie smuggler. 
that wasn't nice!
that wasn't nice!If you can find Dripping Springs vodka give it a shot. So clean.
Their gin is great, too....the artisan label.
Deep Eddy is just down the highway from us. Haven't stopped in yet but have been wanting to.
That cankle is definitely an xray candidate!
Their gin is great, too....the artisan label.
Deep Eddy is just down the highway from us. Haven't stopped in yet but have been wanting to.
That cankle is definitely an xray candidate!
Pretty sure we have that up here, I'll give it a whirl. Deep Eddy regular vodka is nice but I really like their grapefruit, peach and sweet tea vodka. Yum! Yeah, I had it xrayed, all good.
Freeze some of those ice shooter cups, fill, empty and then place on the foot. Win-win. I have some too TY