What is dumbest pool "contraption you've seen this year?

[woodyp]

 

[mknauss]

Nothing could every go wrong with that ---

Why??

 

[TexEdmond]

Nothing could every go wrong with that ---

Why??

Just waiting for them to come out with the electrical version...

"bu.. bu... but it has a GFCI built in on the cord! It's gotta be safe!"

I love how it's open on the bottom so the hot grease drains directly into your pool water. Borates add to silkiness of the water, but they got nothing on hot dog and burger fat.

 

[JamesW]

Poolside Rock Climbing Wall.

 

[JamesW]

 

[wireform]

Poolside Rock Climbing Wall.

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So they removed the top 8 grippers I guess as a safety factor

 

[JamesW]

Only $695.00. Hurry before they sell out once people find out what a great product it is.

I purchased the Vortexor for my horse water tank (a big fiberglass stock tank) and noticed it was easier to clean the walls of the tank and the water stays cleaner for a longer time even though my water has a high iron and mineral content.

My horse’s coat is now beautiful and shiny and she doesn’t rub her mane or head and neck against the fence post anymore.

She is almost 23 yrs. old and looks and moves like a young horse again.

Before installing the water structuring device, she had an episode where she was sick and losing weight and I was worried that she was just getting older but she is back to her beautiful self again.. I’m so thankful.

This pool owner experienced remarkable benefits after installing a Greenfield Naturals products onto his main water line and also in the pool skimmer, (old name was Rainmaker), and a Harmonizer, (pool owner forgot the name of this cartridge). Scum and stains disappeared. Water became clearer. Chlorine smell was eliminated. Backwashing was reduced from once weekly to once at the end of the season. Chlorine use reduced by 2/3's. Learn more at greenfieldnaturals.com

Natural Pool & Spa Solution - Greenfield Water Solutions

The Greenfield Water Pool Vortexer is a perpetual energy producing device that never needs replacement providing the following benefits for your pool and spa: Reduces unpleasant effects of chlorine Reduces maintenance requirements for filter Reduces pump pressure Improves filtration...

www.greenfieldwater.com

What a clown.

He says that hydrogen is the fuel source for all human energy.

 

[JamesW]

Poolside Adventures | Makers of AquaClimb| Climbing Walls for Pools

A safe, fun alternative to slides and diving boards, AquaClimb® walls make a great addition to your fitness and recreation programs, provide supplemental training for aquatic sports teams, and are a unique, fun way for kids to learn about climbing, take risks in a controlled environment, and develop

www.aquaclimb.com

Keeping local emergency rooms in business since 2002.

 

[JamesW]

The type of wrinkles on the wall are the type you get when the TA is zero or below zero.

The iron stains cleared up because the pH is below 4.0.

Also, notice the foam and cloudiness of the pool water that he is so proud of. Nasty.

It's an indoor pool, so the amount of chlorine and backwashing will be significantly different from an outdoor pool.

The guy didn't even know what the steps were.

 

[TexEdmond]

Only $695.00. Hurry before they sell out once people find out what a great product it is.

I'm scared to search... Is that a $700 tube? It doesn't do baseboards or windows or nuthin?!

The quote from one of my favorite comedians, Stephen Wright: "I wonder how the fool and his money ever got together in the first place?"

 

[HeyEng]

I'm scared to search... Is that a $700 tube? It doesn't do baseboards or windows or nuthin?!

The quote from one of my favorite comedians, Stephen Wright: "I wonder how the fool and his money ever got together in the first place?"

Might as well sell a flux capacitor. At least that LOOKS cool!

 

[TexEdmond]

Might as well sell a flux capacitor. At least that LOOKS cool!

Yeah, but running one point twenty-one jiggawatts thru my meter every month just to have a hot-tub time machine would get really expensive. You're gonna need a "Mister Fusion" (R) (TM) to go along with that, then you can just throw your kitchen scraps and half empty beers in there.

Me looking at crazy pool gadgets online:

 

[JamesW]

This person seems to be impressed with the results, so it has to be 100% true, right?

I mean you can't possibly get testimonials like this unless the product really, really works, right?

She can cut her wheatgrass 4 to 5 times.

That is truly impressive if you know anything about wheatgrass and cutting it.

Also, they can’t report or claim this officially, but it actually cures the following:

Cancer, dengue, hantavirus, cooties, autoimmune diseases, scurvy, diabetes, coronavirus, bubonic plague and about 25 other infectious and genetic diseases. True story.

Please don't tell me that I got scammed when I bought one for my house and one for my pool.

I want it to be true so bad, doesn't that mean anything?

 

[Homebrewale]

I may need to look closer at the climbing wall. It looks cool.

 

[Newdude]

mean you can't possibly get testimonials like this unless the product really, really works, right?

She can cut her wheatgrass 4 to 5 times

They are TOTALLY omitting the amulet that she is wearing that is 50% harmonizing crystals and 50% her dear Aunt Edna’s ashes. The crystals turbocharge Aunt Edna’s aura and the water system is stealing the credit.

What people will do to make a buck disgusts me as we won’t have Aunt Edna helping.

 

[Getitrite]

Yeah, but running one point twenty-one jiggawatts thru my meter every month just to have a hot-tub time machine would get really expensive. You're gonna need a "Mister Fusion" (R) (TM) to go along with that, then you can just throw your kitchen scraps and half empty beers in there.

Me looking at crazy pool gadgets online:

Isn't there an option to automatically capture Lightning Bolt Energy for "Free"?

 

[HeyEng]

This person seems to be impressed with the results, so it has to be 100% true, right?

I mean you can't possibly get testimonials like this unless the product really, really works, right?

She can cut her wheatgrass 4 to 5 times.

That is truly impressive if you know anything about wheatgrass and cutting it.

Also, they can’t report or claim this officially, but it actually cures the following:

Cancer, dengue, hantavirus, cooties, autoimmune diseases, scurvy, diabetes, coronavirus, bubonic plague and about 25 other infectious and genetic diseases. True story.

Please don't tell me that I got scammed when I bought one for my house and one for my pool.

I want it to be true so bad, doesn't that mean anything?

Oye. His "About" on his YouTube channel is nauseating. This is why we need the Fair Trade Commission.

“Structured water can’t be created using only charcoal filters, reverse osmosis or softeners. Spring water obtains its unique qualities through left and right turn spins and exposure to life enhancing electromagnetic energies which emanate from all elements, minerals and rocks. Our Harmonizer products were created to put the best of nature’s energies back into your water.” MODERN TECHNOLOGIES AND SYNTHETICS OF THE 21ST CENTURY ARE NOT CONGRUENT WITH NATURE AND THUS IMPACT OUR HEALTH. PRODUCTS FROM GREENFIELD NATURALS BRING NATURE TO YOU BY HARNESSING ELEMENTAL, MINERAL AND OTHER NATURAL ENERGIES TO ENHANCE HEALTH AND PRODUCTIVITY FOR PLANTS, ANIMALS AND PEOPLE AND THE ENVIRONMENT.

 

[Newdude]

Isn't there an option to automatically capture Lightning Bolt Energy for "Free"?

Sure is !!! You need a clock tower, Some 0 gauge wire and a Delorean with a hook.

 

[TexEdmond]

Sure is !!! You need a clock tower, Some 0 gauge wire and a Delorean with a hook.

I'm hearing you guys say you want me to install a lightning rod and run the ground lead into my pool panel. "BRB hun, gotta run to the hardware store real quick..."

 

[HeyEng]

I'm hearing you guys say you want me to install a lightning rod and run the ground lead into my pool panel. "BRB hun, gotta run to the hardware store real quick..."

Maybe that is what happened to the poster from Delaware that had the stray voltage issue but hasn't been seen in a while.