Texans

[JJ_Tex]

Since the mods are considering changing the Everything Else section to "Crazy Texans this Winter", I figured I would poke fun at us a bit. Hope everyone's pools come out just fine in this crazy weather, and keep posting questions if you need help.

 

[mknauss]

Once your cool weather is over we might just dump everything in one thread. You nailed the title!

 

[Texas Splash]

 

[JJ_Tex]

My wife has been to 2 stores this morning and says it is absolute chaos, akin to the corona TP freak-out of 2020. She is now sending me to Walmart. Please pray for me

 

[Newdude]

She is now sending me to Walmart

You need a tube top and fuzzy pajama pants with a thong exposed. Your choice if you go barefoot or camo crocs. If you blend in they may not realize you aren’t a Wal-Martian and let you live.

 

[JJ_Tex]

I already have on my sweat pants that say Juicy across the butt.

 

[Newdude]

Perfect.

 

[Newdude]

Texans looking for warm weather be all like

 

[Gtoledanes]

I’m totally feeling this right now

 

[HeyEng]

Double post? Sorry 'bout that!

 

[HeyEng]

My wife has been to 2 stores this morning and says it is absolute chaos, akin to the corona TP freak-out of 2020. She is now sending me to Walmart. Please pray for me

Wal-Mart? Oh No!!! Thankfully, my wife does all the grocery shopping. We were pretty well stocked before the madness started, but she went by a couple of days ago to pick up a handful of things and she said it looked like the apocalypse was near.

Yesterday on my drive to a doc's appointment, I noticed that there was a line of cars going into Tractor Supply and it looked like a brand new Chick-Fil-A had just opened. Later, I saw on Facebook that one of the managers said they had more sales that day than ever before and more than they usually have in 2 weeks time.

You need a tube top and fuzzy pajama pants with a thong exposed. Your choice if you go barefoot or camo crocs. If you blend in they may not realize you aren’t a Wal-Martian and let you live.

I only wear that if I am making a quick stop at the DG (Dollar General). Don't want to look all fancy in my jeans and all, you know.

 

[Newdude]

I always thought it was polar vortexes, As in multiple vortexi. But it turns out it was headed your way so it was Polar VorTexas. Cold. for. Texas. How did we NOT see this coming ????

 

[JJ_Tex]

I'm gonna go celebrate with some Polar VorTex-Mex tonight. Probably even get a frozen margarita.

 

[washcycle]

HEB didn't have milk or eggs for pickup yesterday. I was able to find milk at a Dollar General down the road. We stocked up on several gallons of water in case the power goes out. We are on well water and there is a pressurization pump that runs off the grid :/