Thanks for the response. It's been a frustrating pool season. Clear pool. Zero use. Confusing test readings.
I've done nothing in the evenings but read the mentioned articles. I do know that my question is silly if I want to follow the SLAM process to a tee. I feel like a newbie because my pool's personality, if you will, has been constantly "exciting"... If you will :/
It's like it's actually a different pool each year for the last 3 years. Keeps me on my toes.
We opened the pool really early - end of April - to avoid algae growth if we had to wait for pool opening company's next available date due to shutdowns.
They kinda botched the job this year. Everything from sealant threads streaming into my pool, to not turning a pressure valve by the filter, to putting my return jet valves in the wrong places. They didn't open/prep the filter for the season, and I'm not sure where to even begin figuring out if there's something wrong with my filtration system.
Oh, and I was completely overwhelmed trying to work from home with two toddlers. Good news - I never had time to add chlorine until nightfall, as recommended . Hahaha
I was stumped by the fact that our pool was crystal clear for over a month, even with wacky chemical levels. I assumed it was because the water was still so cold.
I did attempt lowering the ph a week ago, with 7lbs of hth ph down. It didn't seem to have an effect. But about 24 hours later, it may have gotten down to about 7.8 (from top test strip reading of 8.4, which I know doesn't mean much since it's the max and chances are, the levels were even higher). That's when I realized that the test strips really couldn't tell me anything useful.
But I'm frustrated. Pool was opened dark green after buying this house, we worked so hard to get it perfect before closing it, and I didn't have a single ph problem that summer, or last summer. I'm not sure why the levels are so high. The only change has been topping it up with treated water, and using a different shock. Yes - I know that both of these can be extremely important. Didn't explain the high alkalinity. Unless it's from the cheap cal hypo we finally got our hands on during the shutdowns.
I've since returned to using just liquid chlorine pool sanitizer (I've got 9 gallons on hand, stocked up) and hth super shock.
Pool has been opened and crystal clear, but unusable due to chemical levels for almost 2 months. I'm really really hoping to use it this Friday for my son's 2nd birthday party (well, it's just family but with balloons, he'll think it's a party

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So. How do I speed up the process? I'm thinking that if I clean my filter (pentair sand dollar filter new from sellers in 2018), replace my filter sand, lower ph and alkalinity before slowly manually vacuuming, and then shock... I could pull it off in 3 days?
Yes, I'm laughing, too.
...so, can I add ph decreaser and pool shock in a short time period?