Okay. So we've had the shortest winter ever since moving to Oklahoma 9 years ago! But still, to keep the pool blue all winter long in Oklahoma and window-picture-perfect, I swear I spend more hours weekly maintaining my pool than the average Joe. But my fellow pool owners here on Trouble Free Pool with open winter pools in colder climates will agree with me. No?
Neighbor Q. Where do you work out? My A. Workout schmurkout. I clean my pool - often.
Neighbor Q. Where'd you get your guns? My A. I'm a part-time "pool girl".
Neighbor Q. Who cleans your pool? My A. You're lookin' at it
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Neighbor Q. Where do you work out? My A. Workout schmurkout. I clean my pool - often.
Neighbor Q. Where'd you get your guns? My A. I'm a part-time "pool girl".
Neighbor Q. Who cleans your pool? My A. You're lookin' at it