Now, of course I click baited the title, but it's mostly true.
Don't get me wrong, TFP and this community has made having a pool so much easier. I went from fighting with the dang thing for 2-3 hours per day, to now I follow the weekly schedule.
You may ask, if you hate it so much, why do you have a pool? Well, I inherited a lovely green swamp 3 years ago that hadn't been properly maintained in at least 5 years. Each year I've gotten better and better at it, where now (as long as I don't leave for an extended period) I'm down to a pretty consistent routine
I just simply hate having a pool. Everything about it gets my jimmies rustled up.
I hate having to drive 80 miles round trip for reasonable bulk NaOCL prices
I hate having to bend down and collect water samples. (Solved this with a bottle taped to a stick).
I hate playing amateur chemist every other day to check and see what new thing has decided to fall off the scale (this week it's pH because I had to SLAM after returning from a 3 week vacation and my pool "watcher" didn't add enough bleach while I was gone)
I hate having to throw my robot (which my nephew has aptly named Boris) into the pool, and take him back out when he's done.
I hate that Boris cost >$500 and even the best reviews on the interwebs say to expect things to break after 2-3 seasons.
I hate that every bug in the south eastern portion of Texas calls my pool home
I hate that I've had to basically cut down any living plant that sheds leaves, flowers, etc just to keep the darn things out of the pool
I hate that no matter how hard I try to stop children (and even some adults) from using it as their trashcan, somehow they always manage to leave the most creative things for my skimmer to suck up. (I found a barbie doll head, and an assortment of popsicle wrappers after memorial day weekend)
I hate the stress of knowing that one small malfunction with my 30+ year old setup could cost hundreds or thousands.
I hate that I've got a small air leak SOMEWHERE underground which introduces air into the system, albeit at a very slow rate, but enough to notice a drop in filter efficiency (If I'm renting a backhoe to dig up the ground to find the leaks, I'm just gonna go a step further and fill the fool in)
I hate spending thousands on getting it replastered/resurfaced (ok, this is not a big thing but I just had it resurfaced last year after 15 years, so the wallet pain is still fresh)
I hate the fact that every pool man I've ever had seems to have no clue what he's doing, and still charges hundreds per hour
I hate that I can't buy everything my pool needs on Amazon without paying double or triple (Needed muriatic acid today, Amazon Prime had 3 options, all at double the cost of Home Depot)
I hate that my homeowners policy requires me to carry a million dollars in liability coverage just to have the pool (over 20 years ago, there was an incident that ended up in court, and now any insurance company that sees that won't let me off without at least a million in liability)
But the biggest thing of them all, and most importantly, I just don't really like swimming. I have a rather large pool, and even then, once it we get 4-5 days of 100*F (38*C) or higher, it turns into a bath tub.
Once in a while with a cooler of beers, some friends, and some music, sure. For the amount of time and money I've got in it, I just hate myself to see it go weeks without a human in it. I've started letting some of my trusted neighbors use it, just so I can somehow justify this hole in the ground that I throw money into. I've even considered getting a dog that loves water, but then I'd have to deal with dog hair in my filter.
All that being said, the cost and permitting required to demo the pool isn't an option.
So here I sit, stuck between a rock and a pool that hopefully someday I'll be out from under.
On the bright side, my post-vacation green pool is back to a lovely shade of blue. Another day or so and my SLAM will be done.
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Don't get me wrong, TFP and this community has made having a pool so much easier. I went from fighting with the dang thing for 2-3 hours per day, to now I follow the weekly schedule.
You may ask, if you hate it so much, why do you have a pool? Well, I inherited a lovely green swamp 3 years ago that hadn't been properly maintained in at least 5 years. Each year I've gotten better and better at it, where now (as long as I don't leave for an extended period) I'm down to a pretty consistent routine
I just simply hate having a pool. Everything about it gets my jimmies rustled up.
I hate having to drive 80 miles round trip for reasonable bulk NaOCL prices
I hate having to bend down and collect water samples. (Solved this with a bottle taped to a stick).
I hate playing amateur chemist every other day to check and see what new thing has decided to fall off the scale (this week it's pH because I had to SLAM after returning from a 3 week vacation and my pool "watcher" didn't add enough bleach while I was gone)
I hate having to throw my robot (which my nephew has aptly named Boris) into the pool, and take him back out when he's done.
I hate that Boris cost >$500 and even the best reviews on the interwebs say to expect things to break after 2-3 seasons.
I hate that every bug in the south eastern portion of Texas calls my pool home
I hate that I've had to basically cut down any living plant that sheds leaves, flowers, etc just to keep the darn things out of the pool
I hate that no matter how hard I try to stop children (and even some adults) from using it as their trashcan, somehow they always manage to leave the most creative things for my skimmer to suck up. (I found a barbie doll head, and an assortment of popsicle wrappers after memorial day weekend)
I hate the stress of knowing that one small malfunction with my 30+ year old setup could cost hundreds or thousands.
I hate that I've got a small air leak SOMEWHERE underground which introduces air into the system, albeit at a very slow rate, but enough to notice a drop in filter efficiency (If I'm renting a backhoe to dig up the ground to find the leaks, I'm just gonna go a step further and fill the fool in)
I hate spending thousands on getting it replastered/resurfaced (ok, this is not a big thing but I just had it resurfaced last year after 15 years, so the wallet pain is still fresh)
I hate the fact that every pool man I've ever had seems to have no clue what he's doing, and still charges hundreds per hour
I hate that I can't buy everything my pool needs on Amazon without paying double or triple (Needed muriatic acid today, Amazon Prime had 3 options, all at double the cost of Home Depot)
I hate that my homeowners policy requires me to carry a million dollars in liability coverage just to have the pool (over 20 years ago, there was an incident that ended up in court, and now any insurance company that sees that won't let me off without at least a million in liability)
But the biggest thing of them all, and most importantly, I just don't really like swimming. I have a rather large pool, and even then, once it we get 4-5 days of 100*F (38*C) or higher, it turns into a bath tub.
Once in a while with a cooler of beers, some friends, and some music, sure. For the amount of time and money I've got in it, I just hate myself to see it go weeks without a human in it. I've started letting some of my trusted neighbors use it, just so I can somehow justify this hole in the ground that I throw money into. I've even considered getting a dog that loves water, but then I'd have to deal with dog hair in my filter.
All that being said, the cost and permitting required to demo the pool isn't an option.
So here I sit, stuck between a rock and a pool that hopefully someday I'll be out from under.
On the bright side, my post-vacation green pool is back to a lovely shade of blue. Another day or so and my SLAM will be done.
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