Can I get some cheese with that whine?

[carnivalday]

I know, I know..... in the general scheme of things right now, with everything going on in the world, with poor Casey uprooting her whole life, with everyone hating on each other......my problem is almost embarassing to even mention......but waaaaaaahhhh!!!! I cant swim!!!!! Its been raining for 40 days and 40 nights, and its cold and soggy, and its still raining, and its going to rain all day tomorrow so I cant swim tomorrow either.....so waaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! There. I feel better.

 

[Newdude]

I heard it’s coming down hard enough that if you go outside you won’t know you aren’t swimming. Go pretend in the driveway.

 

[carnivalday]

Its too cold! I even went out to the pool in the rain, thinking if it were warm enough Id jump in anyway, but it was 80! brrrr.

 

[mguzzy]

but it was 80! brrrr.

What kind of wine would you like with your cheese, red or white? My pool is 68ish last I checked.. I swim in it anyway. rain or shine. so oh boo hoo to you!

 

[JamesW]

I know exactly how you feel. My plane has cracked leather on the seats and I was so sad. Luckily, I was able to find a kind gentleman who could help me out.

 

[carnivalday]

What kind of wine would you like with your cheese, red or white? My pool is 68ish last I checked.. I swim in it anyway. rain or shine. so oh boo hoo to you!

You didnt!

 

[mguzzy]

You didnt!

I did!

 

[mguzzy]

I was a kid in Orlando.. and we LOVED to go swimming in the rain! It was like..twice as fun, because we were double wet!

I will fire up my hot tub to 80 tonight, leave the sprinklers on and have a nice Chardonnay in your honor

 

[carnivalday]

I did!

 

[carnivalday]

And my stupid weather radio is going off every 5 minutes, tornado warning, flash flood warnings, video of tornados a few miles from me....for gods sake, I just want to get in my pool!

 

[carnivalday]

What kind of wine would you like with your cheese, red or white? My pool is 68ish last I checked.. I swim in it anyway. rain or shine. so oh boo hoo to you!

Im not picky!

 

[JamesW]

Tornadoes can't get you under water.

Get a gas heater and crank it up so that you can swim whenever you want.

 

[carnivalday]

Ive got a solar heater, I just can't coax the sun back out today.

 

[mguzzy]

Tornadoes can't get you under water.

Right! the whole pool will be sucked into the vortex with you in it, like in the Wizard of Oz

 

[YippeeSkippy]

oh pahleese! while i am sad for you, you at least have the option. i have just recently had two surgeries and a mess of various casts up dominant arm and probably wont be able to get any swimming in this summer at all!

i am whinging bad.

maddie

 

[Newdude]

probably wont be able to get any swimming in this summer at all!

Go in Statue of Liberty style. It might not be pretty, it might not be perfect. But it will be wet.

 

[carnivalday]

@Newdude Youve got an answer for everything today!! @YippeeSkippy Oh man Im so sorry to hear that! Darn, I should have kept my mouth shut.

 

[Newdude]

@Newdude Youve got an answer for everything today!!

 

[RMcGirr83]

First world problems.

It was in the high 90s here yesterday, supposed to be the same today, and the pool was a bone chilling 86.

Yes, I'm bragging

 

[Arizonarob]

I dialed whine one one for you and the whaaambulance is on the way. Don’t go towards the light!!!