Chem humor
- Thread starter PoolguyinCT
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Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street when one stopped and said to the other, “Darn, I lost my electron!” The second hydrogen atom said to the first, “Are you sure??” The first hydrogen atom responded, “Of course I’m sure, I’m positive!”
Ba-dum-bump!!
Timmy was a chem student,
but Timmy is no more.
What Timmy thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
but Timmy is no more.
What Timmy thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
How do you know that the barista is a chemistry geek?
Your drink comes with quantum foam.
What chemical is funny without being a joke?
Sulfur Hexafluoride
Your drink comes with quantum foam.
What chemical is funny without being a joke?
Sulfur Hexafluoride
- Jun 22, 2014
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Don't get it.
At work we use sulfur hexafluoride. One time I floated an aluminum foil boat on a pool of it. That was pretty cool, just seeing it "float" in midair. You could bump it and get it to rock back and forth and if you rocked it too much it would sink. Fun fun.
Another time we stuck some in a balloon and I inhaled it like a helium balloon. It has the opposite effect if helium. My voice was so low on my first breath neither I nor my coworkers could understand what I was saying!
It's funny because it makes you talk funny, like Darth Vader, and people laugh.
James Earl Jones once did sulfur hexafluoride. His voice was so low, only elephants and ferretts could hear him.
James Earl Jones once did sulfur hexafluoride. His voice was so low, only elephants and ferretts could hear him.
Somebody here could obviously use a big old dose of liquid Vitamin D seeing as how cabin fever seems to be running rampant............
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