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New pool with easy entry steps, deck, and exclusively for our family and guests.
Always perfectly balanced and sanitized water cared for daily with professional test kit and minimal chemicals.
Our secluded property gives you the privacy of nature, yet is only half an hour from (see last post).
We treat guests like family and are happy to bring you an ice cold beverage or hot coffee while you sit at our custom, hand made copper bar, overlooking the pool and forest.
Meals are both nutritious and hearty, preparing you for an active vacation, while always making sure flavor and balance earn top marks.
Luxurious resort style bedding is high temperature sanitized and laundered before each stay. Beds are soft, yet supportive. All rooms are quiet and peaceful after dark for early birds to recharge before their next adventure.
Wireless high speed internet and complementary color printing are included. Our family is happy to help you plan your travel and activities, making sure you've got the maps, passes, licenses, and local knowledge you need.
Hot breakfast and dinner served 7 days a week at scheduled times. Need a pick-me-up? Healthy and indulgent snacks available 24/7 in the kitchen including baked fresh daily treats and local organic produce. For those needing to eat before or after scheduled meals, quick fix foods such as oatmeal, homemade pancake batter, eggs, bagels, fruit, sandwiches, and pre-made salads are available for self-service. Herbs, vegetables, and fruits will come from our private garden as available, locally sourced when possible, and usually organic.
When you need a home away from home, nowhere else is good enough. Chateau Trouble Free Pool still has limited availability left for 2018, so please book early and don't miss out of our hospitality, location, coziness, and you relaxation!
Queen size, non-smoking rooms start at $179/night for up to two adults with shared full bathroom
Queen size, non-smoking suite with private full bath starts at $249 for two adults
King size master suite, non-smoking, starts at $349/night for up to two adults and includes a private master bathroom
Weekly rates available for select times of year.
Ensure your vacation is a complete success and book now. You are worth it.