You loved the Save-a-Deck® system. You marveled at the Pooler® (Pool Water Level Ruler).
And now, Dirk Enterprises Limited is proud to announce, The Dosabacus® (Chemical Dosing Abacus Counter)!!
What is a Dosabacus?
When using the Save-a-Deck® system, which dispenses pool chemicals 16oz at a time, you might find yourself wandering off, while it dispenses, to do other pool tasks. Only to come back and find you've forgotten how many times you've filled the measuring cup! And so you might try to solve for that by stacking quarters on a wooden post to keep track: one quarter for each cup filled. But is that wooden post in an inconvenient spot? Does tree sap collect on your quarters because you leave them out under an evergreen tree? And how many quarters have you lost, dropping them into the bushes below!!??
Necessity is the mother of invention! Enter...
The Dosabacus. Made from a solid brass 1/8" rod procured from only the finest big box stores, and six solid brass knurled nuts we negotiated from Amazon, the Dosabacus is assembled in less than 30 minutes in our Central California factory. Yep, right here in the good ol' USA. Two precision bends, two 1/8" machined holes bored into a sun-dried, solid fir support beam, and done!
You'll now be able to locate your Dosabacus just a couple steps from where you dose your chemicals. No more losing quarters. No more sticky coins. With a flick of a finger, the Dosabacus can tally from 1 to 19, which can keep track of over 2 gallons of chlorine! Water proof. UV resistant. 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Order yours today!
Game Center
Entertain your friends and family with Dosabacus! Who can guess these stored values? Hint: the image above is set to zero.
Left to right, A, B, C, D:
Prospectus
Soon after the release of the Save-a-Deck® system, Dirk Enterprises experienced explosive sales. Almost overnight, 100,000e-5 units took the market by storm (a number that could only be expressed using scientific notation)! Unit sales of the Pooler® were equally successful, and doubled the number of Dirk Enterprises' products worldwide. We expect similar growth with the new Dosabacus®, which has already matched the sales of our other offerings. You can get in on the ground floor. Contact us at
@Dirk for investment opportunities.