Pfffffffft. That was my excuse why i got to go first.Thank you for performing the annual diving board safety test."
I wasn't a monster cutting the line of 5-12year olds. I was 'concerned for their safety'.
Pfffffffft. That was my excuse why i got to go first.Thank you for performing the annual diving board safety test."
Does someone always say, "Rocket, that keeps getting funnier every year!".When the first guest goes off the board during the first pool party of each year, I say "Thank you for performing the annual diving board safety test."
My son was once on a neighborhood pool area dive team. Saw a kid hit the board with her head. 12 years old and one of the top divers on the team. Scary stuff!I have to admit diving off the board does scare me when kids start doing back flips. Seen my sons head miss the board by inch’s
Mine didn't care about the pool with diving board one bit. (or the trampoline). They just highly suggested the umbrella policy God forbid something happened that would have exhausted the standard homeowners policy. It was real cheap too, at about $300 a year.