Me? I'm fine. I only know how to be friendly

Please don't interpret my skepticism as ill-will. I am a skeptic by nature and, having lived a long technology-filled life with lots of promises about how the IoT revolution is "just around the corner" and "will transform my life" I must say ... it's been one veeeeeeery looooooooong corner. Still waiting for that life changing moment

I'm sure my completely un-automated home with manual light switches, my garage with gas powered automobiles, my 24VAC analog door bell that doesn't spy on my porch, and my Siri permanently disabled on all devices would be horrifying to some ... to me, it's blissful quiet and peace with no need to "check the router" so my toaster can tell me what the Dow Jones did that day... We turn off our lights here around 9pm (assuming I don't forget to flip one of those evil manual switches controlling my porch light), shortly after the sun goes down so that we can get our rest to enjoy another day when my neighbors rooster wakes us up at O'dark-early (the rooster is far more effective than Siri ever could be).
I will admit, I do binge-watch original Start Trek episodes every now and again because I never get tired of watching Ensign No-Name get taken out within the first 2 mins of the opening scene ... never wear the red Ensign outfit or you'll be doomed!!