Yeah.... nice. I was thinking about writing:
But I decided that it sounded too ordinary. I'll stick with bleach.
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I am going to go get one. I'll simply connect it to my pool and add less than $10 worth of salt. I'll amazingly save at least %60 in electricity over a conventional SWG systems, while avoiding all the problems they have! It will trickle chlorine into my pool in a consistent manner, and I will of course add the other necessary chemicals needed for normal pool maintenance. My cell will deliver years of dependable service, unlike conventional SWG systems which only supply chlorine when the pump is running, and are constantly exposed to pool water, which can lead to scaling and shortening their life. Since the Chlorine Geni's cell is only exposed to tap water which has been filtered via a reverse osmosis membrane, and will not contain harmful minerals which can cause scale or pitting of the surface of the cell's electrodes, the cell longevity will be increased dramatically. And since the salt is only contained within the unit itself, there will be none of the well-documented negative effects of corrosive salt water on the pool, its fixtures, or equipment, and therefore no chance of voiding the warranty of expensive, hard to replace equipment. My pool will also no longer be exposed to the caustic by-products of chlorine generation, as all of the excess lye and other undesirable chemicals are simply and effectively collected in a containment tank. And the best part will be that I can easily adjust the chlorine levels to match the specific needs of my pool with the touch of a button! I will never have to shock or try to handle dangerous, or even deadly poisons to treat algae, as this unit will provide all the chlorine needs of my typically-sized residential pool. Of course, my water sanitization provisions will no longer be linked to my pump and filter run times, and I will be free to establish my pump timing to satisfy the filtration needs of my pool, comfortable in the knowledge that I will always have crystal clear, sparkling water, safe from contaminition and algae-free. I can breathe easily never again having to worry about the safety of my family, especially any children or elderly family members, and that my pool will be properly and effectively for many, many years of faithful service.
But I decided that it sounded too ordinary. I'll stick with bleach.