This is a more than a bit absurd, and I'm not 100% sure it belongs in The Deep End (if not, please correct me). It also give insight into how my brain connects things.
Suppose you had a swimming pool where your source water tended to be low in alkalinity, and your pH tended to run a bit low. The usual remedy would simply be to add some carbonate / bicarbonate. But what if instead of that, you added some heavy water? (This is water that instead of the regular "H" which is just a proton, it also has a neutron so the mass is nearly double). Heavy water has a higher pH than the more common kind.
It's also probably waaaayyyy more expensive than tap water, but that doesn't bother mad scientists since they also tend to be criminal masterminds.
As an extra bonus, the increased water density would make you more buoyant, so it is both "pH Up" and an auxiliary "water enhancer" all in one. And it slows down any radioactive reactions going on in your pool - makes you feel all tingly.
Suppose you had a swimming pool where your source water tended to be low in alkalinity, and your pH tended to run a bit low. The usual remedy would simply be to add some carbonate / bicarbonate. But what if instead of that, you added some heavy water? (This is water that instead of the regular "H" which is just a proton, it also has a neutron so the mass is nearly double). Heavy water has a higher pH than the more common kind.
It's also probably waaaayyyy more expensive than tap water, but that doesn't bother mad scientists since they also tend to be criminal masterminds.
As an extra bonus, the increased water density would make you more buoyant, so it is both "pH Up" and an auxiliary "water enhancer" all in one. And it slows down any radioactive reactions going on in your pool - makes you feel all tingly.