Questions from newbs never end, despite how often they say "last question", do they?
If I drain out 5000 gallons, do I need to worry about the water table? If so, how do I find out what it is?
This is the best information I've found online, but it doesn't look like it has the information I want or need.
In any case, I'm feeling pretty confidant about my success with the pool now. Here's my plan of attack:
1. Buy new pool sand from Home Depot
2. Rent submersible pump (700 GPH max I hope!) from Home Depot
3. I've ordered replacement O-Rings for my Jacuzzi Laser filter, 2 day delivery. Hopefully the company ships quickly so I should have them Thursday or Friday
4. Plumb pump to sewer cleanout on back of house
5. Let pump run for 7 hours
6. While pump is running, replace sand and o-rings (wonder what 350 lbs of sand... well, 350lbs of sand when dry, elevendybillion pounds when wet... looks like in my back yard)
7. Buy all the bleach, borax, and baking soda the grocery store has

8. Thank the guys at the pool store for not being able to help with anything other than making me decide they know barely anything about pools and I'm ignorant for relying on them for help and pushing me towards (ultimately) saving money with BBB
9. Post pictures of the pool
and 10. When the pool clears, thank the people of TFP by donating and then think to myself, "I shoulda donated
before buying my test kit so I could have gotten $10 off!"