Funny you should mention it. I went to Leslie's today to buy some calcium chloride dihydrate (aka "Hardness Plus"). The lady working the register appeared to be high out of her mind. Pupils dilated, tripping over herself, took nearly 10 minutes to ring me up at the register. At one point she closed her eyes and started zoning out for a solid 30 seconds until I asked her if she was okay. Next time I go (if there is a next time), I'll ask if she's in charge of marketing as well.
But seriously, I'm on the fence about what to do with the survey on my receipt.