*bonus points because this is the ‘coffee bar’
Coffee creamers have officially jumped the shark
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*bonus points because this is the ‘coffee bar’
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Oh that one has been around for a while. I’m a straight coffee & cream guy, no sugar or flavors whatsoever. Once you start adding all those garbage flavorings to coffee, it’s not coffee anymore, it’s a dessert. I’ll never understand people standing in line at Starbucks to pay $6 for a Frappuccino which is nothing more that an 800 calorie glorified milkshake …
I don’t even want my Cereal to taste like Fruity Pebbles. 
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I start my day off with an Iced Double Espresso with Bam Bam sprinkles and an extra shot of yabba-dabba-do.
PS - Have you been down the ice cream aisle lately? I saw sour patch ice cream, coco pebbles ice cream, air heads ice cream, and all sorts of flavors that should never exist.
While I havent seen it locally, this one takes the cake:
PS - Have you been down the ice cream aisle lately? I saw sour patch ice cream, coco pebbles ice cream, air heads ice cream, and all sorts of flavors that should never exist.
While I havent seen it locally, this one takes the cake:
a DELICIOUS 800 calorie glorified milkshake with caffeine in it (i add an extra espresso shot in it) lol
but yea, they are overpriced...i get them every now an then
‘Member Dennis Leary in ‘92 ……
DL: I’d like a coffee please
Starbucks: What flavor
DL : Coffee (Dennis Leary words) FLAVOR
*new rant*. These millennial comics can’t hold a flashlight to highlight those that came before them.
‘So today at Starbucks……… they spelled my name Ashleigh instead of the extra eiyae Ashleieiyae……. heh heh…. amirite’
Garbage. Pure. Garbage.
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Whenever they ask me my name, they always repeat back to me “BEN” … ok 
I just stopped correcting them and now, if I order from Starbucks, my name is Ben. It’s just easier than asking them to remove the dang EarPods from their head long enough to listen to me say my name!
I just stopped correcting them and now, if I order from Starbucks, my name is Ben. It’s just easier than asking them to remove the dang EarPods from their head long enough to listen to me say my name!
I go with ‘Bob’ as it’s less likely to screw up. If they do screw it up and add an extra ‘O’, well, They’re still right.
They will ask "Is that spelled "Been" or "Bin" or what"?
I say my name is “His Royal Highness Sir Doctor Lord Alfred Higginbotham Jr. the third esquire DDS” and I make sure that they spell it out completely.
When they call out the name, I wait for a minute or two to make sure that they have to yell it several times.
Sometimes, my name is "The mighty Hercules" or something else fun to have them yell out in a crowded place.
Bueller is always good for a laugh if you don’t answer.
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Try it. They NAIL the monotone response like only somebody with a crushed soul could do.
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I’m going to go the Simpson’s route next time -
Starbucks : “Name for the order?”
Me: “Hugh Joss”
…. waits for barrista to finish …
Barrista : “HUGH JOSS!? HUGH …. JOSS ….?!? Is there a HUGH JOSS here??!!”
Starbucks : “Name for the order?”
Me: “Hugh Joss”
…. waits for barrista to finish …
Barrista : “HUGH JOSS!? HUGH …. JOSS ….?!? Is there a HUGH JOSS here??!!”
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Ski jump with no cut or counter-cut. You'd have thought Fonzie should know better than that.
Also, what's with the leather jacket?Ski jump with no cut or counter-cut. You'd have thought Fonzie should know better than that.
Top ten stupidest things in a TV show ever.
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I hope the writers and directors of that episode were summarily fired, black-listed, and never allowed to work in Hollywood ever again.
