The Top 10 Gifts for a New Pool Owner...

[Butterfly]

No, I think that's a universal truth, like gravity or the part in Simon Cowell's hair. :lol:

You never considered the possiblilty that your mother in law might become so mortified by her bathing suit dissolving that she never sets foot in your house again!

OBI-WAN Waterbear

No, I also think that universal truth prevails!

Oh, I thought Simon Cowell's hair was from a cow licking

 

[Guest]

i just ordered EVERY SINGLE thing posted, except the clock, when im by the pool, time does not exist.

Hey, that squirting Fireboat may be the best thing on there..... I'll be checking into that one.... :lol:

i have one , definatly GET IT. its soooooooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooool. plus you can squirt people and they get mad at the person in the pool thinking they did it, so much fun.

 

[whoozer]

1.) Remote control snack and drink cooler. A must have.
2.) Crazy glasses that make everyone look thinner than they are so you don't have to feel bad about the handles stickin out of your bathing suit cuz you ate too much this winter to get fatter so you could save money on heating oil :lol: 8)

 

[SeanB]

Keep 'em coming.

 

[Guest]

i would say an underwater mask, remember when you were like 12 or 13 at the community pool with all the sexy (women) life gards and other moms, kinda fun to pretend to do a cannon ball and look around. :lol:

 

[uwimage]

i would say an underwater mask, remember when you were like 12 or 13 at the community pool with all the sexy (women) life gards and other moms, kinda fun to pretend to do a cannon ball and look around. :lol:

Yes, but now they have tinted masks so they can't exactly see what we're looking at...maybe we need mirrored lenses masks...

8. Mirrored lenses masks

 

[SeanB]

Last chance. I'm putting the newsletter together right now.

 

[SeanB]

We just need two more good ones! I try and only use one per member.

 

[The Mermaid Queen]

Pee detector sign

 

[SeanB]

We already have our one pee reference for the month. :lol:

 

[tnthudson]

Giant sign: "I don't swim in your giant schnoz so please don't blow your nose in my pool"

 

[tnthudson]

Another Giant Sign: "Swim in the Pool, Chill out in the Spa. Please do NOT confuse the two and allow your 4-year old to do laps in my spa. Especially while using me as his pool float."

 

[SeanB]

We did signs last month. I just need one more.

 

[tnthudson]

whoops, sorry
How about
Year's subscription to Bleach-of-the-Month Club
or
Driving directions to Household Chemicals R Us
or
Goggles with X-Ray Vision
(OK I can hear everyone out there "Make it stop!!!!")

 

[SeanB]

Perfect. That makes 10. Thanks all!

 

[hairco]

A Robot pool boy that speak english.& wont talk back when you tell him something to do.