Name your Pool Cleaner - Silliest

[JasonLion]

Paramount PCC-2000 automatic built-in In-floor cleaner.

We just call it "the pool".
Like "the pool" is cleaning itself.

Ours is the Jerk! It's a Zodiak Zoom and it just jerks it way around the pool. So when the DW asks if the jerk's in the pool, I say no, I'm right here! She says, not you, the one that actually does something around here! I know she's kidding....... right?

It's me! I'm the pool girl around here that vacs every week...
Should I post a pic of me too?

My wife calls ours "Devo"...Letro Legend cleaner with its "tail" and the song "Whip It Good"...

"NO!!!!! That's Momma's Toy"
All of my cleaners have been named that or so the dogs think. Some didn't survive being "rescued" and then "killed" by the dogs.

Knucklehead #2. Knucklehead #1 is 17 now and more interested in girls than pools, so we had to bring in #2 ...

We also have an in-floor popup system...just recently named "whack-a-mole"

I have a Pentair Legend called "FlopBot"... Anyhoo, the way it would move or scoot across the floor of the pool on its cord reminded me of when my cat scoots her rear across my carpet, which I HATE and I call it "going flop-bottom" or "flop bot" for short. Ugh.

We named ours Oscar. He does get grouchy every once in awhile and decides to poke his head above water which usually means he will spray you too from the trailing hose.

 

[JasonLion]

Congratulations to Melt In The Sun for winning the Name your Pool Cleaner contest in the Silliest category!