Thanks, everyone! It was fried, my neighbor tested it with his magical witchcraft volt-tester thing and it was dead. I wish I could have explored other options, but I'm rural and I do love and trust my pool company which only sells Jandy. They did come out in a day and replace it, somehow silently and without getting inside and shutting off the power (witchcraft! No, for real though, I'm scared of electricity!).
For your reference if you have this issue, the new control panel was $685 with $125 service call. (My pool company didn't even knock on my door, the manager sent me an email to "pay it whenever." I love living in the sticks!)
But now the pump immediately loses prime the moment I shut it off. Gurgles back down into the pool. To prime it again, within 90 seconds I have to dump a 5 gallon bucket of water into the sealed basket and get the lid back on and flip the switch back on when the level hasn't drained below the pipe intake yet, or it takes 10 minutes to prime and blows air out of every return and port and jet like a 1984 Jacuzzi tub.
I can deal with it for a few more weeks until they close it, I'll have them fix it then.
You guys rock. Thank you!
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