I called pentair. He told me to clean with acid. I looked at the metal blades and they looked fine. Yeah, no bubbling after I added it. It leaked through the bottom of my seal so I couldn't leave it emirsed for the 30 min it recommends. I don't think that's the problem though.
EDIT: Update:
After this, I called again, telling them the cleaning didn't work. The guy transfers me (without me even realizing it) and I tell another guy my problem. He immediately says to send a copy of the receipt in and they'll send me a new SWG. No questions asked. Great. Finally some closure. Then after some thought, I figured I'd call the pool builder ad see if he'll just give me the new one and tell him I'd already called pentair. So, we get on the phone with him and he says HE WAS AT OUR HOUSE YESTERDAY and switched out my SGW. Nice to know, right? So that might have been why the morning after I recalibrated, it went back to the cell light being off and the salt level reading being low. It was probably the new unit!! So I told the pb the problem was still happening with this new unit and he was stumped. I even asked him if it needed recalibrating. He agreed that the easytouch should be set to my own reading, but I'm not sure he knows much more than I do about SWG. This is the northeast after all. So I recalibrated and and hopefully this nightmare can be put to bed.
I guess my next question is with all the lights being on and the salt level recalibrated, how long should it before I start registering a fc value greater than 0?