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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    How the heck are you supposed to get on that thing after a healthy serving of Blue Chair Bay?
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    If you fill it with helium, it might learn to fly.

    The local military would probably find it quite amusing when they have to scramble a couple of fighter jets to check out an anomalous blip on the radar.

    Then the pilots would need to convince ground control that there really is a giant, inflatable, pink flamingo flying at 10,000 feet.

    If you have an SWG, you can collect the hydrogen and use that to inflate the bird.

    That way, when the jets fire their air-to-air AIM-120 AMRAAM missles, it will explode in a giant fireball.

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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    LOL. We have the swan version. 75" beak to tail. My 9-year-old daughter named it Monica Sprinkles...
    Sadly Monica didn't service the winter outside. We now have Monica2, but that will be our little secret.
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Quote Originally Posted by woodyp View Post


    Must.................HATE.........Flamingos!
    You're just mad because she made you blow it up! It's better than blowing that bull up!
    I'd bet you my bikini you'll never get TFP water from a pool store!

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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Woody, in Mrs. Woody's defense, it may have all started with THIS:
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    That's only supposed to cause seeing Pink Elephants...............had no idea it would actually cause a physical manifestation of another pink beast.
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Quote Originally Posted by Casey View Post
    You're just mad because she made you blow it up! It's better than blowing that bull up!

    See Casey knows my pain


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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    How the heck are you supposed to get on that thing after a healthy serving of Blue Chair Bay?
    It's gonna have to have a warning sign on it along the lines of........"You must be this tall to ride this ride " I think.

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    The local military would probably find it quite amusing when they have to scramble a couple of fighter jets to check out an anomalous blip on the radar.
    You know no self-respecting pilot would ever report that sighting!

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    Sadly Monica didn't service the winter outside. We now have Monica2, but that will be our little secret.
    PICS so we can publicly admonish you as well. At least I 'fessed up!

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    You're just mad because she made you blow it up! It's better than blowing that bull up!
    Burned up two air pumps in the process...................
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Quote Originally Posted by clambert1273 View Post
    My best friend is trying to put this in my pool




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    We saw this at the pool store! It's pretty big!

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    Must.................HATE.........Flamingos!
    Hahahahaha!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    I just had an evil idea. You know how churches and civic groups visit houses in the middle of the night and flock your yard with plastic flamingos and charge you to remove them or place them in someone else's yard? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
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    I may have dodged this bullet. My wife loves the flamingo but I told her our pool was too small.
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    I may have dodged this bullet. My wife loves the flamingo but I told her our pool was too small.
    Tell her I also hear that it doubles well for a solar cover.....................(if ya' got the guts!)
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Poor Mrs. WoodyP. Just wanted to buy something nice for you.
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Just went and took a water sample to test for FC. Water turned pink BEFORE I ever added any dpd powder! I'm good for the whole summer!

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    Poor Mrs. WoodyP. Just wanted to buy something nice for you.
    .......at least it wasn't a pink thong, huh!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

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    Just went and took a water sample to test for FC. Water turned pink BEFORE I ever added any dpd powder! I'm good for the whole summer!

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    .......at least it wasn't a pink thong, huh!
    I don't blame her since you got bleach on the yellow one....
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    It was green I tell ya'!.....(oops)
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Woodyp I found you a new wife but it looks like she already has 4 babies



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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Oops dw is taking care of them


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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    I got my brother a TF 100 test kit as a housewarming gift. If he makes me mad, I know what I'm getting him then!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    ........<<<<<<<<<<<<<<.....off to have mine neutered/spayed.........WHATEVER!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Bob Barker will be happy...and thrilled.
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