You know the wife still loves you when ....

[JoyfulNoise]

A surprise Man Crate suddenly shows up at your door -

Always shipped in special duck tape packaging

Oh yeah, they even supply the mini crowbar -

OH SWEET, BACON!!!!

The sentiment is so true -

Check out the haul - all things bacon both sweet & savory [emoji7]

I have no idea WHY she got this for me, but I plan to eat every last bite in case this is my “last meal” before execution ?

 

[Jimrahbe]

Matt,

I'm not sure how one man can be so lucky!!! She is apparently buying a new car and not telling you until the deal is done..

Jim R.

 

[JamesW]

It's not suspicious at all. A very generous package shows up unexpectedly apropos of nothing. Nothing to worry about. Relax and enjoy your good fortune.

 

[JoyfulNoise]

Well....

Bacon contains nitrites and fat, two things one should only consume in small quantities.

The life insurance is all paid up.

The cars are all serviced.

The pool season is over.

I dunno guys...this ain’t looking good If you don’t hear from me in 24 hours, it’s been and honor and pleasure serving with you all


Mmmmmmm....bacon peanut brittle.....mmmmmm

 

[proavia]

Whatever it is she's up to, it's gonna cost you!!

 

[pooldv]

Yum!

 

[pookiesunshine]

i think if you do eat all that, it may in fact be your last meal. enjoy. BACON!

 

[Teald024]

That looks like a great gift!! My wife keeps reminding me about the new iPhone...

 

[woodyp]

Whatever it is she's up to, it's gonna cost you!!

......my guess is......that it already HAS!

 

[JoyfulNoise]

That looks like a great gift!! My wife keeps reminding me about the new iPhone...

iWatch. It has LTE cellular now so no need for the phone. We just have to beat up on Lee to get him to make the PoolMath app compatible with the iWatch....

 

[JoyfulNoise]

......my guess is......that it already HAS!

Two words - Lula Roe.....

 

[Flbeachluvr]

iWatch. It has LTE cellular now so no need for the phone. We just have to beat up on Lee to get him to make the PoolMath app compatible with the iWatch....

Calling the Apple Watch an iWatch will forever bar you from being able to purchase one lol. :lol:

 

[JoyfulNoise]

Calling the Apple Watch an iWatch will forever bar you from being able to purchase one lol. :lol:

Yes, I’m sure Apple would love to redefine the word “watch” to be forever linked to the Apple icon but I refuse to cede that much of the cultural consciousness and English language to them!

 

[JoyfulNoise]

The maple brown sugar bacon jerky was heavenly!!!

 

[JoyfulNoise]

Just ate the Honey Jalapeño Bacon Jerky....oh yeah, it was AWESOME!!

 

[Brentr]

......my guess is......that it already HAS!

Yep something suspicious is going on