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Thread: Top 10 Reasons to Own a Swimming Pool - Letterman style

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    Top 10 Reasons to Own a Swimming Pool - Letterman style

    I thought it might be fun to make a top 10 list. I may do a new one each month.

    This month, we'll do the Top 10 Reasons to Own a Pool.

    Here's my submission:

    You don't really care about having a pool, but as a leaf collector, you know there is no better way to gather leaves for your collection as a pool is a natural leaf magnet attracting all leaves from any tree withing a 1 mile radius!

    Let's hear yours...
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    ok, if mouse traps never work, they always seem to find a way in to your skimmers,

    can i do 2 if i cant i will anyway

    if you some how need to spend 50k for a hole in the ground a pool is the way to do so.

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    ...........It's the only way to get the Mrs to Skinny Dip
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    You had a burning desire to fill a void?

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    Because it came with the house?
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    To catch Bugs
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    to learn to spot a stain under water
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    Because you'd rather have all the kids over at your house, the schlepp your kid around town all summer!
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    The Bathtub was too small.
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    Because you need a very good excuse to have so much bleach in your shopping cart just after your husband goes missing.....<evil>

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    Beats Driving to the Lake!

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    . . . because it's far easier to scoop dog hair out of the skimmer than brushing the critters each day.
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    its a way to get dating pointers by watching your teanagers in the pool with their Girl Friends, then repeat with DW

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    It was cheaper than all the trips to Ocean City for the wife to get a tan.
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    It's one of many excuses to make Pina Colada's!
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    ...because DW wanted one, and when DW gets what she wants, life gets much easier..
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    its an excuse to have a big party and have all the women were bikini's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marillion Fan
    It was cheaper than all the trips to Ocean City for the wife to get a tan.
    hate to burst your bubble but a tanning bed would be cheaper, also 3 trips in first class and a five star hotel also cost less then a pool.

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    Always wanted to hire my own pool boy
    inground gunite, 18x38 freeform, 3'-9' w/ diving; 3M caymen green/blue blend; Pentair 2HP whisperflo; + aux pump for water feature; SWG; Rheem heat pump; Polaris 380; Pentair TR 100 sand filter; silverlake flagstone coping/broom finish concrete deck; NPTG Aztec cobalt tile; 18" bond beam wall with water feature

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    Quote Originally Posted by vapool
    Always wanted to hire my own pool boy
    on a serious note, make sure your around when he comes, one time he came when i was not home and added 140 pounds of calcium and ACID (i know this becuase of the bill he left me), i tested it the day before with the TF kit and it was perfect, tested it again, calcium was about 600 and alkalinity was also very high. watch what they throw in your pool, and what they dont, if im not there whats stopping them from saying they shocked and they really didn't on a silly note, watch your wife too.

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