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    Chem humor

    Customer : are you adding sodium hypobromite?

    Pool tech : NaBrO
    Last edited by PoolguyinCT; 02-09-2018 at 04:33 PM. Reason: I stole this joke , itís hilarious

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    Re: Chem humor

    Quote Originally Posted by PoolguyinCT View Post
    Customer : are you adding sodium hypobromite?

    Pool tech : NaBrO
    Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street when one stopped and said to the other, “Darn, I lost my electron!” The second hydrogen atom said to the first, “Are you sure??” The first hydrogen atom responded, “Of course I’m sure, I’m positive!”

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    Re: Chem humor

    Your a very sick individual, I like it!!



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    Re: Chem humor

    Timmy was a chem student,
    but Timmy is no more.
    What Timmy thought was H2O
    was H2SO4.
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    Re: Chem humor

    My 11 year old will love this!


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    Re: Chem humor

    How do you know that the barista is a chemistry geek?

    Your drink comes with quantum foam.

    What chemical is funny without being a joke?

    Sulfur Hexafluoride
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    Re: Chem humor

    It's all I got.

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    Re: Chem humor

    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Splash View Post
    It's all I got.

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    Re: Chem humor

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesW View Post
    What chemical is funny without being a joke?

    Sulfur Hexafluoride
    Don't get it.

    At work we use sulfur hexafluoride. One time I floated an aluminum foil boat on a pool of it. That was pretty cool, just seeing it "float" in midair. You could bump it and get it to rock back and forth and if you rocked it too much it would sink. Fun fun.

    Another time we stuck some in a balloon and I inhaled it like a helium balloon. It has the opposite effect if helium. My voice was so low on my first breath neither I nor my coworkers could understand what I was saying!
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    Re: Chem humor

    It's funny because it makes you talk funny, like Darth Vader, and people laugh.

    James Earl Jones once did sulfur hexafluoride. His voice was so low, only elephants and ferretts could hear him.
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    Re: Chem humor

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    Re: Chem humor

    We're ready
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