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    WANTED: New Wife!

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    Must.................HATE.........Flamingos!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Found your next Halloween costumes:

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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    C'mon Woody!

    I know Mrs.WoodyP well enough to be certain she is highly in tune with what you love. You're among friends man, and we don't care what kind of floatie you have!

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    Pat....You Sir, are a meme GENIOUS! It actually did make me LOL X10. Bravo!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    LOL!!!! We all know Mrs Woody is in charge! Time for something in a Blue Chair bottle!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHa.....



    Get the .22 Woody and go get some target practice....although my blind mother-in-law could hit that hideous monstrosity shooting over her shoulder.


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    I hear ya'......................just when you thought you knew what the definition of GAUDY was!

    Big Bird obviously has a BIG PINK friend............................

    Might as well add some Mardi Gras beads around the neck.....
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    And now my daughter wants that. Thanks.
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    You're oh so welcome!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    With enough margaritas you will....oh who the heck am I kidding.....DAAAAAAAANG THAT THING IS FUGLY!!!


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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Time to check the wind advisory forecast for this weekend. (it might migrate!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodyp View Post
    Time to check the wind advisory forecast for this weekend. (it might migrate!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoyfulNoise View Post
    With enough margaritas you will....oh who the heck am I kidding.....DAAAAAAAANG THAT THING IS FUGLY!!!
    If I drank that much..............I'd be sacred to death of seeing double.
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    Don't send it west!
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    My best friend is trying to put this in my pool




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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    Quote Originally Posted by clambert1273 View Post
    My best friend is trying to put this in my pool




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    I'd take the bull over the flamingo ANY DAY!!!


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    Woody can't ride that with his grass skirt on sorry.
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    Re: WANTED: New Wife!

    ^ My friend wants that bull for her bachelorette weekend visit to Swampville if I buy it, am sending it home with her as a wedding gift

    Woody, in Mrs. Woody's defense, it may have all started with THIS:
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    I am down with the Flamingo more than the bull


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