How the heck are you supposed to get on that thing after a healthy serving of Blue Chair Bay?
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#21
How the heck are you supposed to get on that thing after a healthy serving of Blue Chair Bay?
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#22
If you fill it with helium, it might learn to fly.
The local military would probably find it quite amusing when they have to scramble a couple of fighter jets to check out an anomalous blip on the radar.
Then the pilots would need to convince ground control that there really is a giant, inflatable, pink flamingo flying at 10,000 feet.
If you have an SWG, you can collect the hydrogen and use that to inflate the bird.
That way, when the jets fire their air-to-air AIM-120 AMRAAM missles, it will explode in a giant fireball.
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#23
LOL. We have the swan version. 75" beak to tail. My 9-year-old daughter named it Monica Sprinkles...
Sadly Monica didn't service the winter outside. We now have Monica2, but that will be our little secret.
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#24
You're just mad because she made you blow it up! It's better than blowing that bull up!Originally Posted by woodyp
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#25
That's only supposed to cause seeing Pink Elephants...............had no idea it would actually cause a physical manifestation of another pink beast.Woody, in Mrs. Woody's defense, it may have all started with THIS:
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#26
You're just mad because she made you blow it up! It's better than blowing that bull up!
See Casey knows my pain
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#27
It's gonna have to have a warning sign on it along the lines of........"You must be this tall to ride this ride " I think.How the heck are you supposed to get on that thing after a healthy serving of Blue Chair Bay?
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You know no self-respecting pilot would ever report that sighting!The local military would probably find it quite amusing when they have to scramble a couple of fighter jets to check out an anomalous blip on the radar.
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PICS so we can publicly admonish you as well. At least I 'fessed up!Sadly Monica didn't service the winter outside. We now have Monica2, but that will be our little secret.
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Burned up two air pumps in the process...................You're just mad because she made you blow it up! It's better than blowing that bull up!
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#28
We saw this at the pool store! It's pretty big!My best friend is trying to put this in my pool
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Hahahahaha!
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#29
I just had an evil idea. You know how churches and civic groups visit houses in the middle of the night and flock your yard with plastic flamingos and charge you to remove them or place them in someone else's yard? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
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#30
I may have dodged this bullet. My wife loves the flamingo but I told her our pool was too small.
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#31
Tell her I also hear that it doubles well for a solar cover.....................(if ya' got the guts!)I may have dodged this bullet. My wife loves the flamingo but I told her our pool was too small.
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#32
Poor Mrs. WoodyP. Just wanted to buy something nice for you.
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#33
Just went and took a water sample to test for FC. Water turned pink BEFORE I ever added any dpd powder! I'm good for the whole summer!
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.......at least it wasn't a pink thong, huh!Poor Mrs. WoodyP. Just wanted to buy something nice for you.
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#34
I don't blame her since you got bleach on the yellow one....Just went and took a water sample to test for FC. Water turned pink BEFORE I ever added any dpd powder! I'm good for the whole summer!
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.......at least it wasn't a pink thong, huh!
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#35
It was green I tell ya'!.....(oops)
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#36
Woodyp I found you a new wife but it looks like she already has 4 babies
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#37
Oops dw is taking care of them
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#38
I got my brother a TF – 100 test kit as a housewarming gift. If he makes me mad, I know what I'm getting him then!
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#39
........<<<<<<<<<<<<<<.....off to have mine neutered/spayed.........WHATEVER!
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#40
Bob Barker will be happy...and thrilled.
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