So funny!
one morning I woke up for work and had a extremely painful stomach ache. Felt like someone stabbed me with a ninja sword. I called my job team and let them know I was coming in late. I went back to bed. The Overlord woke up and told me that if I was still in bed when she got home she was going to take me to the hospital.
‘In true male fashion I calmly explained that I was fine and would be going to work soon. I always go to work. Always.
Later that day I woke up when I heard the garage door shut. Oh No!!!!!! I gotta get up!
But I couldn’t move fast enough. The pain. The pain!!!!!! But I got dressed as fast as I could. She said she wanted me to go to the bar and meet some of our friends for happy hour.
I’m in! Let’s go.
Turns out that the new bar happened to be the emergency room at the hospital. And the friends were the ER nurses. I was duped.
Turns out my appendix was ruptured. Emergency surgery. No steak for a week.
one morning I woke up for work and had a extremely painful stomach ache. Felt like someone stabbed me with a ninja sword. I called my job team and let them know I was coming in late. I went back to bed. The Overlord woke up and told me that if I was still in bed when she got home she was going to take me to the hospital.
‘In true male fashion I calmly explained that I was fine and would be going to work soon. I always go to work. Always.
Later that day I woke up when I heard the garage door shut. Oh No!!!!!! I gotta get up!
But I couldn’t move fast enough. The pain. The pain!!!!!! But I got dressed as fast as I could. She said she wanted me to go to the bar and meet some of our friends for happy hour.
I’m in! Let’s go.
Turns out that the new bar happened to be the emergency room at the hospital. And the friends were the ER nurses. I was duped.
Turns out my appendix was ruptured. Emergency surgery. No steak for a week.