The Top 10 Gifts for a New Pool Owner...
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10. A new tf-100 test kit
9. A pool dictonary
8. Very easy to read directions on how to read and keep pool in top shape for DUMMIES like me
All I can think of for now
9. A pool dictonary
8. Very easy to read directions on how to read and keep pool in top shape for DUMMIES like me
All I can think of for now
Thanks. Those are all great recommendations, but I'm going more for the Letterman (comedy) style Top 10 - just something fun for he newsletter.
A giant size bottle of "Pool Owner Paience"
A quarantine sign for the front door to keep all the neighbors away!
Plastic 'doodoo' (or a Baby Ruth bar) to throw in the pool for the neighbors that ignore the quarantine sign.
Dissolving paper bathing suits for your wife, girlfriend, or mother in law
A quarantine sign for the front door to keep all the neighbors away!
Plastic 'doodoo' (or a Baby Ruth bar) to throw in the pool for the neighbors that ignore the quarantine sign.
Dissolving paper bathing suits for your wife, girlfriend, or mother in law
No, I think that's a universal truth, like gravity or the part in Simon Cowell's hair. :lol:
Here's your Top 10 gifts:
10. 3-way Chlorine Test Strips (50 pack)
9. Stream Machine
8. Wacky Noodle Chair
7. 'By the Sea' clock / thermometer
6. Remote Control Bass Boat
5. Big Bobber Cooler
4. Aqua Throne
3. PocketPal PH Tester (for all us salt guys)
2. Remote Control Fireboat (w/ working squirt gun)
1. Margarita Machine
10. 3-way Chlorine Test Strips (50 pack)
9. Stream Machine
8. Wacky Noodle Chair
7. 'By the Sea' clock / thermometer
6. Remote Control Bass Boat
5. Big Bobber Cooler
4. Aqua Throne
3. PocketPal PH Tester (for all us salt guys)
2. Remote Control Fireboat (w/ working squirt gun)
1. Margarita Machine
10. A step-by-step manual (with 8 X 10 pictures) on how to hook up the vacuum.
9. A set of flash cards that have the pictures and names of all the thinga-ma-jiggys.
8. A 10-pack of white Fruit of the Loom T-shirts. (That's about how many will get eaten up until they learn the correct way to add bleach.....)
7. Ladies- A gift certificate to Maidenform. (See number 8 for the reason why......)
that's all I can think of for now
ETA: typo
9. A set of flash cards that have the pictures and names of all the thinga-ma-jiggys.
8. A 10-pack of white Fruit of the Loom T-shirts. (That's about how many will get eaten up until they learn the correct way to add bleach.....)
7. Ladies- A gift certificate to Maidenform. (See number 8 for the reason why......)
that's all I can think of for now
ETA: typo
sredish said:
i just ordered EVERY SINGLE thing posted, except the clock, when im by the pool, time does not exist.
IkeRay
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Obviously a fully paid for life-time pool service
(hey BBB might be the easiest and cheapest for the money -but for free I would go for the service)
(hey BBB might be the easiest and cheapest for the money -but for free I would go for the service)
Rollin Thunder said:
Hey, that squirting Fireboat may be the best thing on there..... I'll be checking into that one.... :lol:
You never considered the possiblilty that your mother in law might become so mortified by her bathing suit dissolving that she never sets foot in your house again!SeanB said:
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