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    The Top 10 Signs that "should" be posted at your pool...

    As always, the top 10 will be featured in next month's newsletter. Thanks to HotRod30 for the topic suggestion!

    So, let's have 'em...The Top 10 Signs that SHOULD be posted at your pool...
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    "Caution Pig Crossing"
    When he goes outside, he walks down the steps and passes by the deck for the pool.

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    That cracked me up!!! (above)


    Something I'm thinking about posting this year is:

    Make your own **** frozen drinks (I know mine are better but I drink bourbon, not fruity drinks...why should I keep making them...I invited you over to hang out, not be your bartenter after all!)

    Sorry, just a little 'rant' sign I want to make!

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    "I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool"

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    no skinny dipping before midnight.


    dont come here to talk about work, you come to relax. if work is brought up. throw your self out as me throwing you out is to much work.


    *WARNING* pools can cause extreme relaxation. you may not realise when your son has just asked you for your BMW and credit card and you said yes.


    if you float in the pool with a blow up boat. dont whine when you get splashed, if you wanted to stay dry. go to a neighbor who has no pool and lay in their driveway.


    if you need to talk on the phone about, what god knows who had on last night, to the who knows where party last night and how her shoes did not match, go inside as us men cant hear the game on the water proof TV.

    you can pee anyware but the water and the floor. toilets and where ever the dogs pee are fine.


    just because the pool is open does not mean its warm.

    make your own drink. if you dont know how. thats what a country club is for. go there if you want a full service staff to pamper you.



    LOL i got carried away. guess these were just a sample of gripes i got and gave last year.


    o yea and BEWARE OF GOLDEN RETRIVERS. THEY CAN AND WILL LICK YOU TO DEATH.

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    Don't want to hijack this thread too much, but my god Vince that Pup is just too much.
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    My user name says it all!
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    Okay...I'm gonna steal Craig's from another post because I like it so much! "Me boss...you not!!"
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    NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO TRUNKS.... NO PROBLEM
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    Whale Crossing

    Please Do Not poke Floating Pool owner

    Pool equipped with automatic water leveler- Please refrain from adding liquids to my pool.

    House eqquiped with a Cabana Bath--Please use it.

    Welcome to my OOL. Notice that there is no P in it, let's keep it that way.


    Warning, Do not peek into backyard after dark, Pool owner might be Skinny Dipping. Not responsible for therapy sessions or damage to vision.
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    Forgot one,

    Cannon Balls are allowed, just don't get water in my drink.
    20x40 24,000 gal IG plaster/CircuPool RJ45 SWG/2 skimmer/2sp 2.5hp Jandy Stealth/340sq ft cart filter/600sqftHeliocol Solar Panels/6ft semi circlr tanning ledge/25ft deep end bench/5ft sheer descent/2 lion head water features/1300sqft travertine paver/2 Colorlogic lights/Hayward Navigator/3step 2ft raised bond beam

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    Quote Originally Posted by divnkd101
    NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO TRUNKS.... NO PROBLEM
    No trunks...problem...

    No bikini...no problem
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    [edited by SeanB - family friendly only please]

    Lawyers suck..No pool reference, but this sign should be everywhere!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    [edited by SeanB - family friendly only please]

    Lawyers suck..No pool reference, but this sign should be everywhere!
    hey hey hey, lets be nice here, my wifes a lawyer and a darn good one at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollin Thunder
    hey hey hey, lets be nice here, my wifes a lawyer and a darn good one at that.
    Yeah, that's why your pool is 4x the size of his!


    Just KIDDING!
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    Equipment: Sta-Rite 300' Cartridge Filter, Intellichlor IC20 SWCG, Sta-Rite 400k BTU heater, Intelliflow 4x160 main pump & Sta-Rite 3/4 hp waterfall pump, EasyTouch controlls w/ wireless controller, TF-100 Test Kit w/ salt test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollin Thunder
    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    [edited by SeanB - family friendly only please]

    Lawyers suck..No pool reference, but this sign should be everywhere!
    hey hey hey, lets be nice here, my wifes a lawyer and a darn good one at that.
    I agree, we have 6 in my family, all great people!

    Now, back to topic...

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    Can I get an AMEN Brotha??? (I resemble that remark!)
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    LOL ya'lls answers gave me a good laugh

    ~midtngal I have that same parrothead on my myspace. I am HUGE parrothead fan
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    There is a small but important difference between peeing in my pool,
    and peeing INTO my pool.
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