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    Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    So begins the holiday season and as such, I thought it would be fun if folks would post a favorite line from their favorite holiday movie. Here's mine:

    "No, no, no. Not fah rah rah rah rah, it's FA-LA-LA-LA-LA. Now you try it"...."far-rah-rah-rah-rah, rah-rah..rah...rah". "Go now, get food. Quickly".

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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Hi Dora

    (from the same movie, I think)

    "I can't move my arms down ( )"

    Happy holidays and New Year!
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    "where's your other hand. Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows!!"

    Don't know that it really qualifies as a holiday movie, but close enough.
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    You don't smell like Santa, you smell like beef and cheese.

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    Most of my lines are from Bad Santa so i cant post them here
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Miracle on 34th Street.

    "I Believe"

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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    "You used up all the glue on purpose! - Mister Parker to Mrs. Parker in A Christmas Story

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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    "Bumbles bounce"
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Don't remember exactly, but at the end of Miracle on 34th St., judge says "if the post office, being a branch of the federal gov't. says you're Santa, far be it from this court to disagree" - that statement alone explains a lot about the courts, as well as FedGov. LOL
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Middle name is Ralph, as in puke.

    Not a Christmas movie, but still a great line.
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    "Nothing"

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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    These are great! Let's keep 'em comin'. As for a non-holiday movie line, I think my other favorite is "What we have he-ah, is a failyah ta communicate".
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Mom: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?
    Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd p*** my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    A more fitting quote from the same movie, Christmas Vacation
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Ahhh, Vacation quotes...

    "I think I broke my nose.
    I stabbed my brain.
    I just got my period."
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Ohm_Boy
    Ahhh, Vacation quotes...

    "I think I broke my nose.
    I stabbed my brain.
    I just got my period."
    "Sh**ter was full"
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Movie: Witches of Eastwick
    Actor: Jack Nicholson
    Scene: When the women are getting their revenge, he's in the little white church on Sunday morning ranting:
    "So tell me... Does God make mistakes, or did he do this to us on purpose?"
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    The Witches of Eastwick has many good lines. There are some thought-provoking gems about all kinds of topics. When the Jack Nicholson character who plays the devil is asked if he is married, he replies:

    "The answer is no. I don't believe in it.
    Good for the man. Lousy for the woman.
    She dies. She suffocates. I've seen it. Then the husband...
    ...complains to everyone that he's f...ing a dead person.
    And he's the one who killed her."

    A corollary to this not in the movie is "If you don't give her what she wants, then you deserve what you get" and on the flip side "Do what she tells you to do, because she loves you."
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    Re: Favorite Holiday Movie Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by chem geek
    "If you don't give her what she wants, then you deserve what you get"
    hahahahaha. I have been telling my husband that for years!!!
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