Notice to our pool: There's a new sheriff in town - me. You're going to be a law-abiding, useful and pleasant member of society this year. No longer is your dirty self going to run roughshod over our time, convenience, energy and budget. First off, I'm gonna open you right - with a clean, dry cover removed by multiple people so you don't get that load of crappy water dropped into you. Second, you're going to be giving up that wimpy little cartridge filter that you completely dominated. THIS YEAR, we're hooking you up to a 3000GPH sand filter. Try staying dirty after that. Plus, I now have the Trouble Free Pool forum in my corner. Give it up, pool.
Anyone else want to add anything?