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    Cool New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    I just read a press release for a new Mircowave sanitizer for pools that guarantees to sanitize your water and kill all pathogens with 3 milliseconds. It also heats your water when power is increased to 3.1 gigawatts of output, the maximum output of the Microwave accelerator. In addition the new company has released a pool filter that is supposed to be 3000 times more efficient than DE. It is similar to reverse osmosis but allows a much higher throughput by using the membrane from a bulls testicle. I might buy stock in this new startup!
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    I wonder what the increased demand for Bulls testicles will do to the price of my steak at Outback?
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    I am limited to only 1.21 gigawatts, can I still heat my water?
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    aPRIL foOls
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    Last year on April Fools i had an idea to photoshop a microwave oven with some pvc plumbing coming out of it and post it this year. Fast forward 1 year and I remembered that idea. Too late for a photoshop session but I had to post something since I didn't see any hijinks this year.
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    Quote Originally Posted by ComputerGuyInNOLA View Post
    Last year on April Fools i had an idea to photoshop a microwave oven with some pvc plumbing coming out of it and post it this year. Fast forward 1 year and I remembered that idea. Too late for a photoshop session but I had to post something since I didn't see any hijinks this year.
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    What? It's a joke? I've been microwaving my pool water for years! Dang it!
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Donldson View Post
    I am limited to only 1.21 gigawatts, can I still heat my water?
    Yes you can still heat it but only if you pump can get the water to 88mph.
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    The only way I can get my water to 88 mph is in my pick up truck. My tractor only goes about 10.
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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    I'm working on a new cyanuric acid reducer. It's antimatter cyanuric acid. You just add the amount you want to reduce the cya by and when the antimatter cya connects with the matter cya they're both annihilated and become pure energy. There are only a few "minor" details left to work out and then I will begin selling it. As a side benefit the energy released will heat the pool.

    Anyone wanting to invest in the product can contact the head of investor relations Mr. Charles Ponzi.

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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesW View Post
    Anyone wanting to invest in the product can contact the head of investor relations Mr. Charles Ponzi.
    He must work in the law firm of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe....

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    Ponzi is the guy who the Ponzi scheme is named after. Also, I think that he was on the tv show Happy Days.

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    Re: New sanitizer eliminates the need for chlorine FINALLY!

    Aaaayyyyy!
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