Jaimslaw, you keep using terms like pushback, and unfair exaggeration, and I just don't see it.
So let me ask what do you see is untrue about the following:
1, pH meters must be regularly calibrated for accurate results on the rough order of once per month?
2, Calibration involves the use of 2 specific calibration fluids which must be stored in sealed containers, or fresh pouches must be opened / new batches must be made for each calibration.
3, These pouches / bottles of reference solution generally have an expiration date, so must be replaced somewhat regularly
4, Probes need to rinsed after each use in de-ionized water and be stored in a typically low pH (4.0) storage solution when not in use
5, The calibration process involves rinsing the probe in de-ionized water, then in 1 reference solution, this then must be confirmed / adjusted on the meter, rinsed in de-ionized water to prevent cross contamination, then the second reference solution which must be confirmed and adjusted.
6, pH probes are delicate instruments and do not withstand abuse
7, That the accepted variation in pool pH for most pools is fairly wide, and does not require accuracy to 2+ decimal places that a digital pH meter can provide.
8, That there are a number of points that can cause errors to show up with these meters if you do not have a second meter on hand that has it own separate calibration fluid to cross check the first meter. (ie cross contamination occurs on the reference fluid, sensor looses calibration due to drying out, etc.) particularly if one is stretching out the calibration interval.
9, That the calibration process if done correctly typically takes at least a couple of minutes as it takes time for the reading and temperature to stabilize.
For reference for those that may be following along here is a you tube video showing the calibration process
How to Calibrate a pH Pen - YouTube